January 17, 2009

Bob's back...Yayyy!!!

Deadpool #6 Review

Once again it's been hard to review some stuff so pardon the two issue gap in reviews. Let's just say there's zombies and the issues almost seem like filler.
This issue has a much different, more relevant feeling as DP fights with Tiger Shark throughout most of the issue. The best parts of the issue, however, have nothing to do with the brawl.

The first series panels show another one of Deadpool's hallucinations/dreams/nightmares as a bunch of celebrities interview him about his battle with the unseen fight with Tiger Shark. Then it's revealed that he's washed up on the beach with a kid jabbing a stick in his eye. Pretty funny stuff.

Later, the best part of the issue comes to light. Bob from Hydra is back and dorkier than ever.
Deadpool tells Bob to throw him a gun only he forgets that Bob throws like a five-year-old girl and proceeds to throw the gun right into the Tiger Shark infested waters. Priceless.
There really isn't anything wrong with Daniel Way's version of Deadpool. He's crazier than ever and it's awesome.


Paco Medina comes back to fulfill his duties as artist and his work is just as colorful as always. A perfect fit for the cooky-crazy writing style of Way.

One problem though. Why does the cover suck? Let's get Paco on the covers and avoid this whole problem to begin with. The cover just doesn't deliver that sense of cartoony fun which fills its pages.

That's all for this visit to your favorite neighborhood Doc. Take two and call me in the morning.
4.5/5 stars

Catching up with Anita Blake

When I last reviewed Anita Blake: The Laughing Corpse, the first issue had just hit the streets. Now, the fourth just came out. I know, I’m a little backed up just like Kramer after he held it in for too long. Yeah, that was a kinda gross. Sorry.
Anyywayy…Anita has had a whole lot of preternatural and natural problems since then. When we last left Blake, a man named Harold Gaynor wanted her to raise a 283 year-old zombie which, as we found out, requires a “white goat” a.k.a. a human sacrifice. Blake says no way and finds herself another enemy. Then she’s called in to the scene of a murder where an entire family was killed. Anita’s on the case but really hates that she has to be.
Issue 2: Blake rules out all but the possibility of some sort of flesh-eating zombie as the culprit. So, she goes to the only person powerful enough to do such a thing, the voodoo priestess, Dominga Salvador. To make matters worse, Anita discovers that her mentor, Manny Rodriguez, was a devote follower of Salvador’s in his early days. It’s at the priestess’s home where discover the most disturbing truth of all – Salvador has uncovered the method of raising a zombie and preventing it from decomposing – the soul must be trapped in the body after death.
Issue 3: The voodoo priestess has agreed to ask around for any information about the brutal killings as well as revealing that her non-rotting zombies are to be sold to the highest bidder. The priestess also drops the bomb that Manny has “slew the white goat” more than once. That’s pretty messed up right there. Blake than heads off to the funeral of her friend Peter Burke, there she meets his brother, John Burke, the most powerful animator in New Orleans (Blake lives in St. Louis) and another suspect is exposed. After the meeting, Anita receives that the boy who was missing from the family slaying was found and they weren’t any closer to any definite leads.
Finally, that brings us to issue 4. Anita spends the first half of the issue talking with the reporter (YES!), Irving Griswold, who also happens to be a werewolf. The two exchange information as it is the currency used these days. Anita wants info on Gaynor and he wants an interview with the newly appointed head vampire, Jean-Claude. Later, when the two meet up for the exchange at Dead Dave’s, Anita hears the head vamp is looking for her – another problem for Anita with no help in sight.
As the two head into the crowded street, Jean-Claude makes his first appearance in “The Laughing Corpse.” He tells Anita she is his human servant and must begin acting like one. Obviously, this doesn’t go over well with the vampire executioner and she says “No.”
After the exchange, Irving is granted his interview (after repeated attempts) with St. Louis’s head vampire. Anita’s concerned though she doesn’t know why since Irving can turn into a blood-thirsty man-wolf at anytime. So, Anita makes her way to the cemetery where detective Dolph Storr is waiting for her along with two flame-throwing exterminators.
Let’s just say the nice visit to the graveyard didn’t end so well for Blake.
Now that we’re all caught up lets discuss the biggest problem with the series which occurs in this last issue. The previous issues were well-paced and thought-out, then issue four hits stands and everything becomes one rushed mess.
Why does Jean-Claude all of a sudden get thrown in when he isn’t even mentioned in the previous issues?
It completely throws off the pacing of the story. Who knows, maybe it’ll work. What do I know? I’m just a lowly comic nerd. I understand that it’s difficult to fit everything from a novel into a 10-12 issue run but that’s the beauty of it. The reader literally gets a graphic novel. That’s pretty much my biggest gripe with the series thus far. Otherwise, the story is thoroughly enjoyable and I can’t wait to see what happens next.
4.5/5 stars

January 15, 2009

Back by popular demand...of 0!

Okay, so it's been a long time since I last posted. Life's been a little hectic with the holidays and graduation (thanks for the post Rich) and finding the ever-elusive job in the field of journalism, but hopefully with this newly acquired free time I have, I can go back to blogging in some kind of regular fashion.
It also doesn't help that with no job, there's no money for comics so readers may notice a drastic cut back in reviews.
Ideally, I'll turn lemons into lemonade and write some more feature-y stories. I'm thinkin' of talking to the guy who owns the three comic stores around my hometown of Orland Park, IL and try to do a fake story that won't print anywhere but will become lost in the ocean of chaos that is blog fodder.
Anyway, I only buy the good stuff now so check back soon for more posts. There'll probably be an Anita Blake catch-up and review later today. Later this week: Deadpool, Witchblade and thoughts on the Secret Invasion conclusion.
Later.